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03/04/2004

言い訳がちょっと・・

モントリオールでスーパーで万引きした男が逮捕された。彼はマーローという名の男で、実は警官だったのだ。ここまではよくある話だけど・・

その日、$191相当の商品をこっそり持ち出した彼は、車に乗ってまんまと去ろうとしていたが、スーパーのマネージャーであるロバートに呼び止められた。すると、彼はこう言った。

「やあやあ、こんちは。何を隠そう、俺は警官だ。実はね、こうやってレジを通らずに商品を持ち出して、あんたのスーパーの警備システムをチェックしてたんだよ。」と言って警官バッジを見せた。

あやしいと思ったのか(そりゃそうでしょう)、ロバートは警察に連絡。早速、モントリオール警察の警官マルコットが現場に到着した。マルコットは疑われているのが同僚の警官マーローであることを確認した。

けれど、マーローはこの日は非番で、しかも非番の時は携帯してはいけない銃を所持していることが発覚し、あえなく逮捕された。「どうしてオフの日にわざわざスーパーのセキュリティチェックなんてしてるの??」と問いつめられ、間抜けな言い訳もバレバレ。

子供でも考えつきそうな言い訳。この逮捕されたマーローさん、捕まったらこんな下手な言い訳で大丈夫だと思っていたのだろうか。なんか、まだ余罪がありそうな感じ。

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