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03/11/2004

三匹の子豚

アメリカサイトをぶらぶらしてたら、こんなジョークを発見したので紹介してみます。元ネタはあの有名な「3匹の子豚」のお話からです。

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.  She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
【ある日、一年生のクラスで先生が「3匹の子豚」のお話を読んで聞かせていました。いよいよお話は最初の子豚が家を建てるのに必要な材料を集める場面にさしかかりました。】
"...And so," she read from her book, "the pig went up to a man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
【「・・それで子豚は」、先生は休まず本を読み読けます。子豚はわらをたくさん積んだ荷台を引っ張って歩いている男の人に近寄り、頼みました。「すみません、僕の家を建てるのに、わらを少し分けて頂けませんか?」】
The teacher paused, looking over the class.  "And what do you think that man said?" the teacher asked after pausing to look around the classroom.  "I know...I know," one little boy exclaimed excitedly.
【そこで先生は本を読むのを一端休止しました。先生はじっとお話を聞いている少年少女達を見渡して、こう聞きました。「それでは、皆さん。わらを少し分けて下さいと頼まれたこの男の人は、子豚ちゃんになんて答えたでしょう?」すると一人の少年がうれしそうに大きな声で「先生!! 僕、知ってるよ。知ってるよ!!」と目をキラキラさせて質問に答えました。】
He said - "Holy Shit!  A talking pig!"
【「なんじゃこりゃ。(^0_0^)ブタがしゃべってやがるぜ!」】 って言ったんだよ(^◇^)
The teacher was unable to restore order and teach for the next 10 minutes.
【先生はあまりの衝撃に我を忘れ、10分間は呆然と立ちつくしていた・・】

以上、いわゆるウォーホッホと笑われるであろうアメリカンジョークをご紹介してみました。日本人とはちょっと違った笑いのセンスだと思うのですが、いかがでしょう??

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