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03/14/2004

バカな男とバカな警官

タスマニアの小さな町、「ロウセストン(Launceston)」から「ホバート(Hobart)」に向かう道で事件は起こった。

すっかり日も暮れてしまった田舎道の夜。男は車を運転して、ホバートへ向かっていた。道すがら、彼は運の悪いことに羊にぶつかって事故を起こした。羊は悲しい事に即死。彼の車は走れるけれど、ボンネットがへっこんでキズが付いてしまったようだ。普通なら、羊に申し訳ない事をしたと後味悪くその場を立ち去るのだろうけど、この男はちょっと違った。

事故報告のため、男は最寄りの交番に電話をしたが、その日は運悪く交番に誰もいなかった。何回かかけ直した後、別の交番(事故現場より少し離れた所の)に電話は繋がった。男は電話にでた警官にこう言った。

「羊にぶつかって事故っちゃったんだけどよ、俺の車にキズが付いちまったんだ。羊の持ち主(飼い主)に弁償してもらいたいんだけど、どうしたら良いんかのぉ? なんせ、お前の羊にぶつかったっていう証拠が無いから、どうやったら修理代、持ち主に請求できますかいのぉ?」

警官は答えた。

「それなら、その羊の耳を切り落としてタスマニアの管理施設に持って行きなさい。」

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この時点で、おいおい冗談はよせ!!っと怒れば良かったのに、この男は一瞬、冗談かもと思いながらも結局、羊の耳を持っていたナイフで切り落とした。そして次の日、バカ正直に男はビニール袋に切り落とした羊の耳を入れて、タスマニアの管理施設(多分、州の施設)に持って行き、事の顛末を話した。

管理施設の係員はあまりにも異例なケースなので、どうしたらよいか直ぐには分からず、すったもんだのあげく、見解として「確かにタスマニアの羊は耳に付いている焼き印で、持ち主などの情報を管理しているので、事故証明に耳は必要。」との結論に落ち着いた。この結論もどうかと思うのだけど、僕としては。

現在、この男はまだ保険会社から修理代をもらえずにいるとの事。
でもやっぱり一番おかしいのは、耳を切って持って行きなさいとアドバイスした警官ではないでしょうか。自分が現場に行って写真を撮りさえすれば一件落着なのに。これでは羊がかわいそうである。

元ネタの英文記事はこちらを参照してください。

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